I wonder what happened
to Ferris Bueller
after his day off?
Did he pull more amazing stunts
until the end of his days
or did he get crushed
by the monotonous routines
of adult life?
Maybe he works at the Post Office
but hangs out smoking dope
with "Shaggy" (from Scooby Doo)
at night
and they talk for hours
about the good old days
when the kids were always right.
Maybe he got real fat
and loves bowling.
Maybe he doesn't give a fuck.
Maybe he's in a ditch somewhere
right now,
moaning, wishing for
the techni-color days
of high school to return.
Maybe he's dead
or a political activist
or both
or a vegetarian
or a card-carrying NRA member.
Who knows?
-Jim DuBois
July 15, 2000
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